{"id":90210,"date":"2020-05-19T03:00:51","date_gmt":"2020-05-19T03:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=90210"},"modified":"2020-05-17T07:18:11","modified_gmt":"2020-05-17T07:18:11","slug":"maszka-hol-van","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=90210","title":{"rendered":"\u201eMaszka hol van?!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>K\u00f6telez\u0151 szab\u00e1ly lett e v\u00edrusos id\u0151kben, hogy z\u00e1rt helyis\u00e9gbe l\u00e9pve az emberek v\u00e9d\u0151maszkot viseljenek.<br>Sz\u00e9kely kisv\u00e1ros egyik nagy\u00e1ruh\u00e1z\u00e1ban a magyart hozz\u00e1vet\u0151legesen besz\u00e9l\u0151 rom\u00e1n asszony l\u00e1tja el a biztons\u00e1gi \u0151r feladatk\u00f6r\u00e9t: \u00f6sszeh\u00fazott szemmel v\u00e9gign\u00e9z az \u00fczletbe l\u00e9p\u0151k\u00f6n. \u00c9ppen egy fekete kend\u0151s, riadt sz\u00e9kely asszonyra f\u00f6rmed:<br>\u2013 Maszka hol van?<!--more--><br>A keresztk\u00e9rd\u00e9s jogos: a tan\u00e1cstalanul b\u00e1mul\u00f3 \u00f6regasszonyon ugyanis nincsen v\u00e9d\u0151maszk. A k\u00e9rd\u00e9st\u0151l l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyosan led\u00f6bben:<br>\u2013 A macska otthon maradt!<br>\u2013 Nem a <em>piszika<\/em> k\u00e9rdez, a <em>maszka<\/em> k\u00e9rdez&#8230;Maszka nincs, nem bej\u00f6n\u2026 \u2013 k\u00f6zli a poliglott biztons\u00e1gi.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ha a n\u00e9ni hirtelen nem fordul leforr\u00e1zva sarkon, \u00e9s csak az\u00e9rt is bej\u00f6tt volna, az \u00e9n mes\u00e9m is tov\u00e1bb tartott volna\u2026<\/em> <strong>(Cseke G\u00e1bor)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K\u00f6telez\u0151 szab\u00e1ly lett e v\u00edrusos id\u0151kben, hogy z\u00e1rt helyis\u00e9gbe l\u00e9pve az emberek v\u00e9d\u0151maszkot viseljenek.Sz\u00e9kely kisv\u00e1ros egyik nagy\u00e1ruh\u00e1z\u00e1ban a magyart hozz\u00e1vet\u0151legesen besz\u00e9l\u0151 rom\u00e1n asszony l\u00e1tja el a biztons\u00e1gi \u0151r feladatk\u00f6r\u00e9t: \u00f6sszeh\u00fazott szemmel v\u00e9gign\u00e9z az \u00fczletbe l\u00e9p\u0151k\u00f6n. \u00c9ppen egy fekete kend\u0151s, riadt sz\u00e9kely asszonyra f\u00f6rmed:\u2013 Maszka hol van?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jegyzet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}