{"id":90938,"date":"2020-06-29T02:51:49","date_gmt":"2020-06-29T02:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=90938"},"modified":"2020-06-27T12:44:07","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T12:44:07","slug":"hegedus-zsolt-pepsi-es-a-korte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=90938","title":{"rendered":"Heged\u0171s Zsolt: Pepsi \u00e9s a k\u00f6rte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pepsi a szomsz\u00e9d kuty\u00e1ja. Am\u00edg a gazdi a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zban volt, addig \u00e9n \u00fcgyeltem r\u00e1. Kaptam mell\u00e9 egy list\u00e1t a kedvenc fog\u00e1sair\u00f3l.<br \/>\n\u2013 Mire hazaj\u00f6n a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zb\u00f3l, addigra a kutya a k\u00f6rt\u00e9t is meg fogja enni \u2013 nyugtattam a gazdit.<br \/>\nPepsi morg\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl lemondott a k\u00f6z\u00f6s \u00e1gyr\u00f3l, csak az \u00e9trendj\u00e9ben be\u00e1llt v\u00e1ltoz\u00e1s miatt h\u00fazta a t\u00f6mpe orr\u00e1t. A szal\u00e1mival \u00e9s a csontokkal elvacakolt, de az \u00e1ztatott keny\u00e9rh\u00e9jra csak napok m\u00falva szokott r\u00e1. Desszertk\u00e9nt k\u00f6rt\u00e9t kapott. J\u00f3 volt a k\u00f6rteterm\u00e9s az id\u00e9n.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A szokatlan \u00e9trend sokkj\u00e1t gyakori s\u00e9t\u00e1kkal enyh\u00edtettem. Egy-egy k\u00f6r\u00fcltekint\u0151en kiv\u00e1lasztott helyen lekuporodott, \u00e9s vigyorogva n\u00e9zett r\u00e1m: \u201eEzt most felszeded, \u00e9s becsomagolod. Csak tudn\u00e1m, mit csin\u00e1lsz vele.\u201d<br \/>\nBallagtam a m\u00e9g meleg zacsk\u00f3val a kezemben, k\u00f6zben medit\u00e1ltam. T\u00e9nyleg, mit mondok, ha lesz\u00e1ll egy UFO? \u201eMit b\u00e1mul, nem tudja, hogy a Kuty\u00e1k bolyg\u00f3j\u00e1n van? Eddig a kutya \u0151rz\u00f6tt minket, most rajtunk a sor.\u201d<br \/>\nEgy h\u00e9t m\u00falva megj\u00f6tt a szomsz\u00e9d, \u00e9s \u00e1tvette Pepsit.<br \/>\nKapott mell\u00e9je egy zacsk\u00f3 k\u00f6rt\u00e9t.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_90952\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/PH-AZH_4818.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-90952\" class=\"wp-image-90952\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/PH-AZH_4818-258x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/PH-AZH_4818-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/PH-AZH_4818-768x894.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/PH-AZH_4818-879x1024.jpg 879w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-90952\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>A szerz\u0151 felv\u00e9tele<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pepsi a szomsz\u00e9d kuty\u00e1ja. Am\u00edg a gazdi a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zban volt, addig \u00e9n \u00fcgyeltem r\u00e1. Kaptam mell\u00e9 egy list\u00e1t a kedvenc fog\u00e1sair\u00f3l. \u2013 Mire hazaj\u00f6n a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zb\u00f3l, addigra a kutya a k\u00f6rt\u00e9t is meg fogja enni \u2013 nyugtattam a gazdit. Pepsi morg\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl lemondott a k\u00f6z\u00f6s \u00e1gyr\u00f3l, csak az \u00e9trendj\u00e9ben be\u00e1llt v\u00e1ltoz\u00e1s miatt h\u00fazta a t\u00f6mpe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze","category-foto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}