
{"id":93896,"date":"2020-12-21T02:51:09","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T02:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=93896"},"modified":"2020-12-11T14:30:47","modified_gmt":"2020-12-11T14:30:47","slug":"gittai-istvan-ustokosjaras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=93896","title":{"rendered":"Gittai Istv\u00e1n: \u00dcst\u00f6k\u00f6sj\u00e1r\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A kurrog\u00e1s fel\u00e9 fordultam, s l\u00e1tom \u00e9n, hogy tucatnyi tarka galamb \u00e9ppen gy\u0151zelm\u00e9t \u00fcli az \u00e1rok sz\u00e9l\u00e9n elny\u00falt macskatetem f\u00f6l\u00f6tt. \u201eIlyet se l\u00e1ttam m\u00e9g!\u201d \u2013 jegyzi meg G\u00f6rbe B\u00e1csika, akinek rekl\u00e1mszatyorja alj\u00e1n bizonyosan ott lapulhat m\u00e9g n\u00e9mi monarchia. Aggasty\u00e1n kor\u00e1b\u00f3l \u00edt\u00e9lve sok mindenen \u00e1tmehetett, \u00e9s l\u00e1thatott ezt-azt G\u00f6rbe B\u00e1csika. K\u00fcl\u00f6nben is eg\u00e9sz l\u00e9ny\u00e9re r\u00e1 van \u00edrva, hogy: \u201eIlyet se l\u00e1ttam m\u00e9g!\u201d<!--more--><br \/>\nAn\u00e9lk\u00fcl, hogy e galambok-macska dolog kielemz\u00e9s\u00e9be belemelegedn\u00e9nk, megjegyzem: tudom\u00e1som van egy macsk\u00e1r\u00f3l, amelyik h\u0171s\u00e9ge, s gazd\u00e1ja h\u0171tlens\u00e9ge folyt\u00e1n m\u00e1r\u00f3l holnapra ugatni kezdett, s az\u00f3ta is ugat abban a trolibuszmeg\u00e1ll\u00f3ban, ahol \u00e9n felsz\u00e1llok reggelenk\u00e9nt. K\u00fcl\u00f6n-k\u00fcl\u00f6n megugat minden utast, de ez az ugat\u00e1s nem inger\u00fclt, ink\u00e1bb szel\u00eddes, olyan ugat\u00e1s, amibe az\u00e9rt keveredik n\u00e9mi ny\u00e1vog\u00e1s. Felfoghat\u00f3 k\u00f6sz\u00f6n\u00e9snek is.<br \/>\nMondand\u00f3m v\u00e9gezt\u00e9vel G\u00f6rbe B\u00e1csika elkezdett kotor\u00e1szni a rekl\u00e1mszatyorban, s ahogy m\u00faltak a m\u00e1sodpercek, egyre egyenesebb lett B\u00e1csika dereka. \u00dagy l\u00e1tszik, ez a gy\u00f3gym\u00f3dja a<br \/>\nderek\u00e1nak \u2013 gondoltam \u2013, s m\u00e1r elk\u00f6sz\u00f6nni k\u00e9sz\u00fcltem, amikor a kezembe nyomott egy aszaltszilva-szemet, azzal a megjegyz\u00e9ssel, hogy: \u201eIsten \u00f3vjon a kanyarokban.\u201d Mik\u00f6zben ezt mondta, el is t\u0171nt mell\u0151lem. A galamboknak s a macskatetemnek is h\u0171lt helye. Ezek ut\u00e1n azt is hihetn\u00e9k r\u00f3lam, hogy \u00e9n vagyok az a hazudoz\u00f3s, aki az \u00fcst\u00f6k\u00f6sr\u0151l \u00f6sszehord hetet-havat.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em><strong>Forr\u00e1s: Csordultig lebeg\u00e9ssel. V\u00e1logatott araszosak. V\u00e1rad- Riport, 2013, Nagyv\u00e1rad<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A kurrog\u00e1s fel\u00e9 fordultam, s l\u00e1tom \u00e9n, hogy tucatnyi tarka galamb \u00e9ppen gy\u0151zelm\u00e9t \u00fcli az \u00e1rok sz\u00e9l\u00e9n elny\u00falt macskatetem f\u00f6l\u00f6tt. \u201eIlyet se l\u00e1ttam m\u00e9g!\u201d \u2013 jegyzi meg G\u00f6rbe B\u00e1csika, akinek rekl\u00e1mszatyorja alj\u00e1n bizonyosan ott lapulhat m\u00e9g n\u00e9mi monarchia. Aggasty\u00e1n kor\u00e1b\u00f3l \u00edt\u00e9lve sok mindenen \u00e1tmehetett, \u00e9s l\u00e1thatott ezt-azt G\u00f6rbe B\u00e1csika. K\u00fcl\u00f6nben is eg\u00e9sz l\u00e9ny\u00e9re r\u00e1 van [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}