{"id":93999,"date":"2020-12-31T02:53:50","date_gmt":"2020-12-31T02:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=93999"},"modified":"2020-12-18T14:08:22","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T14:08:22","slug":"hodos-laszlo-ha-szamonkered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=93999","title":{"rendered":"Hodos L\u00e1szl\u00f3: Ha sz\u00e1monk\u00e9red"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Megj\u00f6tt az \u0150sz tegnap, hogy lelt\u00e1rozzon<br \/>\nl\u00e1m mennyit \u00e9r a Ny\u00e1r?<br \/>\n\u00d6reg sz\u00e1ja p\u00f6f\u00f6gtet, mint a mozdony<br \/>\n\u00e9s k\u00f6zben arra v\u00e1r,<br \/>\nhogy finom, s\u0171r\u0171n megsz\u0151tt k\u00f6d-szob\u00e1j\u00e1t<br \/>\na nap leoldja; igen nyomja v\u00e1ll\u00e1t<br \/>\negy id\u0151 \u00f3ta m\u00e1r.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Az emberek ijedten \u00f6sszeb\u00fajnak \u2026<br \/>\nNy\u00e1r m\u00e9g nem is volt id\u00e9n.<br \/>\nRem\u00e9ny\u00fcnk odaadtuk mind az \u00darnak:<br \/>\n\u00e9rzi \u0150 a sz\u00e1nk \u00edz\u00e9n!<br \/>\nAz\u00f3ta szidjuk \u00e9gett gabon\u00e1nkkal,<br \/>\nnem b\u00edrja a versenyt felvenni sz\u00e1nkkal,<br \/>\nr\u00fagn\u00e1 a l\u00f3 iz\u00e9n!<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f6tt hossz\u00fa sz\u00e1razs\u00e1g ut\u00e1n az es\u0151.<br \/>\nNy\u00fazott. Meg\u00e1llt tal\u00e1n?<br \/>\nMegkapta mindenki a r\u00e1es\u0151<br \/>\nr\u00e9szt s r\u00f6h\u00f6g\u00f6tt vag\u00e1ny<br \/>\nterpeszbe a ny\u00e1r, sz\u00e9tvetve a l\u00e1b\u00e1t<br \/>\nre\u00e1nk vizelt, hogy ne zavarja \u00e1lm\u00e1t\u2026<br \/>\nOtt a folt a h\u00e1z fal\u00e1n!<\/p>\n<p>Mif\u00e9le eredm\u00e9nyre v\u00e1rsz? \u2013 na mondjad!<br \/>\nVagy te is csak sz\u00e1jalsz?<br \/>\nJ\u00f6ssz ny\u00e1r ut\u00e1n, hogy m\u00e9g jobban elrontsad\u2026<br \/>\nNeked mi\u00e9rt f\u00e1j az:<br \/>\nha egyszer Ny\u00e1r se volt, ne legyen \u0150sz se!<br \/>\nRogyjon m\u00e1r kalangyak\u00e9nt egyszer \u00f6ssze<br \/>\nami minket f\u00e1raszt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megj\u00f6tt az \u0150sz tegnap, hogy lelt\u00e1rozzon l\u00e1m mennyit \u00e9r a Ny\u00e1r? \u00d6reg sz\u00e1ja p\u00f6f\u00f6gtet, mint a mozdony \u00e9s k\u00f6zben arra v\u00e1r, hogy finom, s\u0171r\u0171n megsz\u0151tt k\u00f6d-szob\u00e1j\u00e1t a nap leoldja; igen nyomja v\u00e1ll\u00e1t egy id\u0151 \u00f3ta m\u00e1r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}