{"id":94615,"date":"2021-02-11T02:53:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-11T02:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=94615"},"modified":"2021-02-07T12:18:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-07T12:18:22","slug":"kolcsonsorok-mircea-dinescu-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=94615","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6lcs\u00f6nsorok: Mircea Dinescu"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><em><strong>\u00dcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zat \/ Felicit\u0103 spitalul<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n<p>\u00dcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld h\u00e1t a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zat, meghalni remek,<br \/>\n\u00fcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld, hiszen milyen j\u00f3t is j\u00e1tszott veled!<br \/>\nMozdonyk\u00f3rh\u00e1z ez, f\u00fcst\u00f6t termel sz\u00e9pen,<br \/>\na rom\u00e1n kapitalizmus ny\u00edlvesszeje-k\u00e9ppen.<!--more--><br \/>\nElv\u00e9gre ha sz\u00e9nb\u0151l gy\u00e9m\u00e1nt sz\u00fcletik,<br \/>\nne b\u00e1nd, ha s\u00edrodban m\u00e1s \u00e9keskedik.<br \/>\nGratul\u00e1lj a halottk\u00e9mnek \u00e9s a gy\u00e1szhusz\u00e1rnak,<br \/>\na komcsikb\u00f3l kin\u0151tt kapitalist\u00e1knak.<br \/>\nFarkatlan a hal, farkatlan a t\u00far\u00f3,<br \/>\nde az ad\u00f3 farka, az bezzeg m\u00e9g t\u00fal j\u00f3,<br \/>\na f\u0171t\u00e9s szelleme elmegy, kandin kancs\u00edt,<br \/>\nh\u00fazz arcodra, kom\u00e1m, m\u00e9g egy \u00e9letmaszknyit.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Dem\u00e9ny P\u00e9ter ford\u00edt\u00e1sa<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Felicit\u0103 spitalul unde-ai venit s\u0103 mori,<br \/>\nc\u0103 s-a jucat cu tine de-a focul pe comori.<br \/>\nSpital-locomotiv\u0103 care produce fum,<br \/>\nspitalul societ\u0103\u021bii rom\u00e2ne de consum.<br \/>\nP\u0103i, dac\u0103 din c\u0103rbune se na\u0219te diamantul,<br \/>\nnu-i bai c\u0103-n a ta groap\u0103 l-or azv\u00eerli pe altul.<br \/>\nFelicit\u0103 deci morga, felicit\u0103 \u0219i dricul,<br \/>\nc\u0103 d\u0103 capitalismul din coada lui nea Nicu.<br \/>\nNu coada de la pe\u0219te, nici coada de la br\u00eenz\u0103,<br \/>\nci coada la impozit pe lipsa de os\u00eenz\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i pe stafia chioar\u0103 a lipsei de c\u0103ldur\u0103.<br \/>\nMai trage\u021bi, dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i, o masc\u0103 pe figur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ujhet.com\/\">https:\/\/www.ujhet.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zat \/ Felicit\u0103 spitalul \u00dcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld h\u00e1t a k\u00f3rh\u00e1zat, meghalni remek, \u00fcdv\u00f6z\u00f6ld, hiszen milyen j\u00f3t is j\u00e1tszott veled! Mozdonyk\u00f3rh\u00e1z ez, f\u00fcst\u00f6t termel sz\u00e9pen, a rom\u00e1n kapitalizmus ny\u00edlvesszeje-k\u00e9ppen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}