{"id":95034,"date":"2021-03-17T06:43:39","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T06:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95034"},"modified":"2021-03-17T06:54:08","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T06:54:08","slug":"az-uj-het-mai-napi-witzeibol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95034","title":{"rendered":"Az \u00daj H\u00e9t napi witzeib\u0151l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.<br \/>\nEgy amerikai c\u00e9g gipszb\u0151l mellszobrokat k\u00e9sz\u00edt. Egyszer hatalmas megrendel\u00e9st kap: sz\u00e1zezer Biden-mellszoborra. Az \u00fczletvezet\u0151 leplezetlen \u00f6r\u00f6mmel k\u00e9rdezi a klienst\u0151l:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00c9s milyen c\u00edmre k\u00fcldj\u00fck a szobrokat?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00c1llami c\u00e9ll\u00f6v\u00f6lde, Beijing.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\n\u2013 V\u00e1dlott, mondja, bet\u00f6r\u00e9s k\u00f6zben egyszer se jutott esz\u00e9be, hogy mit gondol a szeg\u00e9ny \u00e9desanyja?<br \/>\n\u2013 Dehogynem, tisztelt b\u00edr\u00f3n\u0151, sajn\u00e1ltam is, de nem tal\u00e1ltam semmi neki val\u00f3t.<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\n\u2013 Hellou, Intelligence Service?<br \/>\n\u2013 He?<\/p>\n<p>+<br \/>\n\u201eMusz\u00e1j mindig megold\u00e1st tal\u00e1lni? Nem \u00e9lvezhetn\u00e9nk m\u00e9g egy kicsit a probl\u00e9m\u00e1t?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ujhet.com\/napi-witz-31-50\/\">\u00daj H\u00e9t<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Egy amerikai c\u00e9g gipszb\u0151l mellszobrokat k\u00e9sz\u00edt. Egyszer hatalmas megrendel\u00e9st kap: sz\u00e1zezer Biden-mellszoborra. Az \u00fczletvezet\u0151 leplezetlen \u00f6r\u00f6mmel k\u00e9rdezi a klienst\u0151l: \u2013 \u00c9s milyen c\u00edmre k\u00fcldj\u00fck a szobrokat? \u2013 \u00c1llami c\u00e9ll\u00f6v\u00f6lde, Beijing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bombolodjunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}