{"id":95461,"date":"2021-04-16T02:53:23","date_gmt":"2021-04-16T02:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95461"},"modified":"2021-04-15T13:59:43","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T13:59:43","slug":"olah-istvan-prekovid-joslat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95461","title":{"rendered":"Ol\u00e1h Istv\u00e1n: Prekovid j\u00f3slat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9g reggel j\u00f6tt a h\u00edr, hogy k\u00f6zeli ismer\u0151s\u00fcnk, egy matektan\u00e1r meghalt. Sok \u00e9ve, hogy t\u00f6bb vid\u00e1m t\u00f6rt\u00e9net keringett r\u00f3la s dolgair\u00f3l a v\u00e1rosban, valahogy \u00fagy, hogy amikor hal\u00e1lh\u00edr\u00e9t mondt\u00e1k, el\u0151sz\u00f6r nem is hitt\u00fck el. Hogyhogy, m\u00e1r \u0151 is? <!--more-->Akit soha nem l\u00e1ttunk rossz kedv\u00e9ben, pedig t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt egy s m\u00e1s egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n nem vicces dolog \u00e9let\u00e9ben. N\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3r\u00e1val k\u00e9s\u0151bb kimentem a v\u00e1rosba, a kult\u00farh\u00e1z mellett, a betonh\u00eddon egy z\u00e1szl\u00f3ra \u00edrva olvasom: <em>Kov\u00e1cs J\u00e1nos meghal<\/em>. Lefagytam, valami nevenincs f\u00e9lelem szor\u00edtotta satuba sz\u00edvemet. Honnan tudja a sz\u00ednh\u00e1z, hogy Kov\u00e1cs J\u00e1nos meghal, aki tulajdonk\u00e9ppen m\u00e1r meghalt, n\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3r\u00e1ja halott. Azok a z\u00e1szl\u00f3k egy-egy sz\u00ednh\u00e1zi bemutat\u00f3 rekl\u00e1mjai voltak, ilyen c\u00edmekkel: <em>Hapci szigetek<\/em>, meg <em>Az \u00f6reg kir\u00e1ly hagyat\u00e9ka.<\/em> Kov\u00e1cs Jancsi pedig, Jancsi, kajsza ker\u00e9kp\u00e1rj\u00e1t maga mellett tolva eladdig gyakran el\u0151fordult a f\u0151t\u00e9ren, a Kossuthban, amikor m\u00e1r nyugd\u00edjas volt, akkor is felj\u00e1rt a rom\u00e1n l\u00edceumba, kapott n\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3r\u00e1t, s a p\u00f3tl\u00e9k mindig j\u00f3l j\u00f6n. Az udvarhelyi sz\u00ednh\u00e1z rendez\u0151je ezek szerint t\u00f6bb, mint aki csup\u00e1n egy darabba, trag\u00e9di\u00e1ba vagy kom\u00e9di\u00e1ba avatkozhat be. A rendez\u0151 most istent j\u00e1tszott, \u00e9s ez bej\u00f6tt neki, mert aki ilyen szigor\u00faan titkos \u00e9s m\u00e1s senkit\u0151l nem tudott t\u00e9nyt k\u00e9pes bejelenteni, csakis isten lehet \u00e9s m\u00e1r r\u00e9g kin\u0151tte a f\u00f6ldi m\u0171vel\u0151d\u00e9si miniszt\u00e9riumot. Csupa j\u00f3sb\u00f3l \u00e1ll a sz\u00ednh\u00e1z, csupa j\u00f3slat a m\u0171sor. E t\u00f6rt\u00e9net val\u00f3sz\u00edn\u0171s\u00e9ge egy a milli\u00e1rdhoz, mint amikor bejelenti az amazonasi es\u0151erd\u0151 k\u0151korszak\u00e1ban \u00e9l\u0151 t\u00f6rzs f\u0151n\u00f6ke, hogy egy \u0171rhaj\u00f3 landol a Holdon, \u00e9s ezt pontosan a holdrasz\u00e1ll\u00e1s pillanat\u00e1ban. Hogy Kov\u00e1cs J\u00e1nos meghalt, \u00e9s \u00e9n \u00edgy tudtam meg, a prekovidos id\u0151sz\u00e1m\u00edt\u00e1s v\u00e9ge fel\u00e9 t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt, mondhatom, a m\u00e9g nyugodt utols\u00f3 napok egyik\u00e9n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9g reggel j\u00f6tt a h\u00edr, hogy k\u00f6zeli ismer\u0151s\u00fcnk, egy matektan\u00e1r meghalt. Sok \u00e9ve, hogy t\u00f6bb vid\u00e1m t\u00f6rt\u00e9net keringett r\u00f3la s dolgair\u00f3l a v\u00e1rosban, valahogy \u00fagy, hogy amikor hal\u00e1lh\u00edr\u00e9t mondt\u00e1k, el\u0151sz\u00f6r nem is hitt\u00fck el. Hogyhogy, m\u00e1r \u0151 is?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}