{"id":95772,"date":"2021-05-08T02:51:51","date_gmt":"2021-05-08T02:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95772"},"modified":"2021-05-07T15:39:15","modified_gmt":"2021-05-07T15:39:15","slug":"gergely-tamas-capa-danul-tanul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95772","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: C\u00e1pa d\u00e1nul tanul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>(Bolondikus mese)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Anyja valami nyekerg\u00e9sre lett figyelmes, mintha a Grundigra ford\u00edtva tett\u00e9k volna fel a szalagot. Benyitott h\u00e1t a szomsz\u00e9d szob\u00e1ba: legnagyobb meglepet\u00e9s\u00e9re a terem k\u00f6zep\u00e9n C\u00e1pa fuldokolt.<br \/>\n\u201eJesszusom, sik\u00edtott C\u00e1pa-anyuka, mit csin\u00e1lsz?\u201d<br \/>\nV\u00e1lasz \u00e9rkezett, valami ilyen, hogy \u201eLun\u00e1d kolunat\u201d, ami C\u00e1pa szerint d\u00e1nul azt jelentette, hogy \u201eD\u00e1nul tanulok\u201d, de h\u00e1t azt nem \u00e9rtette az anyuk\u00e1ja. Aki oda\u00faszott, \u00e9s megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lta kih\u00fazni C\u00e1pa tork\u00e1b\u00f3l a f\u00e9lig lenyelt nyakkend\u0151t. Mert C\u00e1pa azzal jav\u00edtotta a d\u00e1n kiejt\u00e9s\u00e9t. Azt hallotta ugyanis, hogy a d\u00e1n olyan betegs\u00e9g, amelyikkel nem kiejtik, hanem visszasz\u00edvj\u00e1k a hangokat. Hogy a hangok jobban tarts\u00e1k az ir\u00e1nyt, besz\u00edvta el\u0151bb a nyakkend\u0151j\u00e9t, majd ut\u00e1na engedte a hangokat. Mi\u00e9rt j\u00f6tt ki a f\u00fcl\u00e9n a nyakkend\u0151 cs\u00fccske, nem tudta, de ann\u00e1l boldogabb volt, amit \u0151 \u2013 term\u00e9szetesen d\u00e1nul \u2013 \u00edgy fejezett ki: \u201eap\u00e1ca godlob, godlob!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Forr\u00e1s: ujnepszabadsag.com<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Bolondikus mese) Anyja valami nyekerg\u00e9sre lett figyelmes, mintha a Grundigra ford\u00edtva tett\u00e9k volna fel a szalagot. Benyitott h\u00e1t a szomsz\u00e9d szob\u00e1ba: legnagyobb meglepet\u00e9s\u00e9re a terem k\u00f6zep\u00e9n C\u00e1pa fuldokolt. \u201eJesszusom, sik\u00edtott C\u00e1pa-anyuka, mit csin\u00e1lsz?\u201d V\u00e1lasz \u00e9rkezett, valami ilyen, hogy \u201eLun\u00e1d kolunat\u201d, ami C\u00e1pa szerint d\u00e1nul azt jelentette, hogy \u201eD\u00e1nul tanulok\u201d, de h\u00e1t azt nem \u00e9rtette az [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}