{"id":95961,"date":"2021-05-23T02:50:06","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T02:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95961"},"modified":"2021-05-22T14:11:20","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T14:11:20","slug":"cselenyi-bela-behelyettesites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=95961","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Behelyettes\u00edt\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kamaszkorom \u00f3ta behelyettes\u00edtem az esk\u00fcv\u0151i frakkot \u00e9s a menyasszonyi ruh\u00e1t a pizsam\u00e1val \u00e9s a h\u00e1l\u00f3inggel. Nemcsak a m\u00e1moros fiatal p\u00e1r \u00e9jszakai \u00f6lt\u00f6z\u00e9k\u00e9vel, hanem a l\u00e1zas betegek k\u00f6nt\u00f6s\u00e9vel is. Igen: a szerelemben \u00e9s a betegs\u00e9gben van valami k\u00f6z\u00f6s: a l\u00e1z. \u00c9n nem hiszek a v\u0151leg\u00e9ny \u00e9s a menyasszony b\u00fcszkes\u00e9g\u00e9ben; \u0151k zavarban vannak, ak\u00e1r a h\u00e1zigazda, aki k\u00e9nytelen pizsam\u00e1ban ajt\u00f3t nyitni.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>S a szok\u00e1s. Hogy az \u00fajdons\u00fclt f\u00e9rj \u00e9s feles\u00e9g alkalmas id\u0151ben elvonul a sz\u00e1llodai szob\u00e1ba, m\u00edg a vend\u00e9gek m\u00e9g \u00f3r\u00e1kig mulatoznak. Elk\u00e9pzeltem magam, amint sz\u00edvem v\u00e1lasztottj\u00e1val benyitok az eleg\u00e1ns, \u00e1m kiss\u00e9 \u00fcres (&#8222;t\u00e1rgyatlan&#8221;), tiszta, vetett \u00e1gyas hotelszob\u00e1ba, ahov\u00e1 behallatszik bar\u00e1taim, csal\u00e1dom feneketlen j\u00f3kedve, kornyik\u00e1l\u00f3 euf\u00f3ri\u00e1ja, s mire sz\u00e9pen lefek\u00fcdn\u00e9nk a hideg, hivatalos \u00e1gyba, legk\u00f6zelebbi sors- \u00e9s oszt\u00e1lyt\u00e1rsaim, j\u00f3pofa rokonaim r\u00e1zend\u00edtenek:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 240px;\"><em>Most kezd\u0151dik a&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>most kezd\u0151dik a&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>most kezd\u0151dik a&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>s \u00e9n \u00fagy \u00e9rezn\u00e9m magam, mint gyermekkoromban egyszer, amikor m\u00e9g sz\u00fcrk\u00fcletben lefektettek, \u00e9s h\u00e1l\u00f3szob\u00e1nkba behallatszott, amint utc\u00e1nkb\u00f3l a fi\u00fak s a sz\u00e9p le\u00e1nyok m\u00e9g \u00fctik a labd\u00e1t, s enyhe visszhanggal kacar\u00e1sznak.<\/p>\n<p><em>Budapest<\/em>, 2021. V. 21<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kamaszkorom \u00f3ta behelyettes\u00edtem az esk\u00fcv\u0151i frakkot \u00e9s a menyasszonyi ruh\u00e1t a pizsam\u00e1val \u00e9s a h\u00e1l\u00f3inggel. Nemcsak a m\u00e1moros fiatal p\u00e1r \u00e9jszakai \u00f6lt\u00f6z\u00e9k\u00e9vel, hanem a l\u00e1zas betegek k\u00f6nt\u00f6s\u00e9vel is. Igen: a szerelemben \u00e9s a betegs\u00e9gben van valami k\u00f6z\u00f6s: a l\u00e1z. \u00c9n nem hiszek a v\u0151leg\u00e9ny \u00e9s a menyasszony b\u00fcszkes\u00e9g\u00e9ben; \u0151k zavarban vannak, ak\u00e1r a h\u00e1zigazda, aki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}