{"id":97345,"date":"2021-08-29T02:56:41","date_gmt":"2021-08-29T02:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=97345"},"modified":"2021-08-28T11:35:11","modified_gmt":"2021-08-28T11:35:11","slug":"gergely-tamas-a-homero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=97345","title":{"rendered":"Gergely Tam\u00e1s: A h\u0151m\u00e9r\u0151"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vadmalac h\u0151m\u00e9r\u0151t kapott sz\u00fclet\u00e9snapj\u00e1ra.<br \/>\nForgatja cs\u00fclk\u00e9ben az aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kot, mag\u00e1hoz inti a kom\u00e1j\u00e1t, k\u00e9rdi t\u0151le:<br \/>\n\u2013 H\u00e1t az h\u00e1ny fok, hogy a higanysz\u00e1l egyik oldal\u00e1n egy 3-as \u00e1ll, a m\u00e1sikon pedig 0?<br \/>\nA Koma biztos abban, hogy mentora tr\u00e9f\u00e1l, ez\u00e9rt ezt v\u00e1laszolja:<br \/>\n\u2013 Az bizony ny\u00e1rfok.<br \/>\nMire beront a melegb\u0151l Kismalac, \u00e9s sz\u00f3l az apj\u00e1hoz:<br \/>\n\u2013 Gyere, Apu, f\u00fcr\u00f6dj\u00fcnk!<!--more--><br \/>\nMegy, Vadmalac, hogyne menne, f\u0151leg, hogy k\u00e9t mells\u0151 l\u00e1b\u00e1n\u00e1l fogva h\u00fazz\u00e1k. De az\u00e9rt egy alkalmas pillanatban elmorzsol szeme sark\u00e1ban egy \u00f6r\u00f6mk\u00f6nnyet. Hogy \u0151t ennyire szeretik.<\/p>\n<p>Forr\u00e1s: <a href=\"http:\/\/ujnepszabadsag.com\">ujnepszabadsag.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vadmalac h\u0151m\u00e9r\u0151t kapott sz\u00fclet\u00e9snapj\u00e1ra. Forgatja cs\u00fclk\u00e9ben az aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kot, mag\u00e1hoz inti a kom\u00e1j\u00e1t, k\u00e9rdi t\u0151le: \u2013 H\u00e1t az h\u00e1ny fok, hogy a higanysz\u00e1l egyik oldal\u00e1n egy 3-as \u00e1ll, a m\u00e1sikon pedig 0? A Koma biztos abban, hogy mentora tr\u00e9f\u00e1l, ez\u00e9rt ezt v\u00e1laszolja: \u2013 Az bizony ny\u00e1rfok. Mire beront a melegb\u0151l Kismalac, \u00e9s sz\u00f3l az apj\u00e1hoz: \u2013 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egyperces"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}