
{"id":97499,"date":"2021-09-07T02:59:27","date_gmt":"2021-09-07T02:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=97499"},"modified":"2021-09-06T13:59:09","modified_gmt":"2021-09-06T13:59:09","slug":"hegedus-zsolt-csuri-tavaszt-csinal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=97499","title":{"rendered":"Heged\u0171s Zsolt: Csuri tavaszt csin\u00e1l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uhu addig mind mondta Csurinak, hogy nagyfej\u0171, am\u00edg az elhitte.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sz\u00f3l\u00edtsatok ezent\u00fal Nagyfej\u0171nek &#8211; k\u00f6vetelte a gerincesek k\u00f6z\u00f6ss\u00e9gi f\u00f3rum\u00e1n, a Csiripel\u0151n.<br \/>\n&#8211; Egy fr\u00e1szt van nagy feje &#8211; mondta R\u00e1r\u00f3, \u00e9s b\u00fasan l\u00f3gatta a saj\u00e1tj\u00e1t. Udvari ver\u00e9bt\u00e1p sz\u00e1ll\u00edt\u00f3k\u00e9nt nem \u00e1llta, meg, hogy ne tegye hozz\u00e1: \u2013 Mert ha \u00e9n egyszer kinyitom a sz\u00e1mat\u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; Kinek van nagy feje? &#8211; k\u00e9rdezte egy leveg\u0151v\u00e9tel alkalm\u00e1val Moby, a b\u00e1lna.<br \/>\n&#8211; A leveg\u0151 eger\u00e9nek &#8211; hahot\u00e1zott Balu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_97502\" style=\"width: 285px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/SK2-PH-DSC08931.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-97502\" class=\"wp-image-97502 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/SK2-PH-DSC08931-275x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/SK2-PH-DSC08931-275x300.jpg 275w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/SK2-PH-DSC08931.jpg 517w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-97502\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Csuri, a nagyfej\u0171<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8211; Jog\u00e1ban \u00e1ll akkor\u00e1nak tartania a fej\u00e9t amekkor\u00e1nak akarja \u2013 keltek Csuri (azaz Nagyfej\u0171) v\u00e9delm\u00e9re a mad\u00e1rjogi aktivist\u00e1k. Balut ver\u00e9bf\u00f3bi\u00e1snak \u00e9s k\u00e9jenc, talpnyalogat\u00f3 m\u00e9zf\u00fcgg\u0151nek nevezt\u00e9k. R\u00e1r\u00f3t a fogaira \u00e9s a p\u00f3kos l\u00e1baira tett megjegyz\u00e9sekkel k\u00e9nyszer\u00edtett\u00e9k megh\u00e1tr\u00e1l\u00e1sra.<br \/>\n\u2013 Curikk nye! \u2013 cs\u00fafolkodtak, \u00e9s nosztalgi\u00e1val emlegett\u00e9k a sz\u00f3d\u00e1st.<br \/>\nAz agressz\u00edv v\u00e9lem\u00e9ny-cunamit\u00f3l megh\u00f6kkent Balu bel\u00e1tta, hogy rossz l\u00f3ra tett. Brummogott valami bocs\u00e1natf\u00e9les\u00e9get, majd a barlangj\u00e1ba vonult, hogy megkezdje a szok\u00e1sos \u00e9vi narkolepszi\u00e1j\u00e1t. R\u00e1r\u00f3 nem akarta \u00f6sszer\u00fagni a patk\u00f3t a gerincesek k\u00f6z\u00f6ss\u00e9g\u00e9vel, ez\u00e9rt \u00e1tesett a m\u00e1sik oldal\u00e1ra, \u00e9s \u00f6nmag\u00e1t k\u00edm\u00e9letlen\u00fcl ostorozva \u00f6nkritik\u00e1t gyakorolt.<br \/>\nJ\u00f3form\u00e1n el sem csitultak a k\u00f6z\u00f6ss\u00e9gi felh\u00e1borod\u00e1s hull\u00e1mai, amikor Eg\u00e9rke s\u00e9relmezte a b\u00e1tors\u00e1g-fogyat\u00e9koss\u00e1ga miatt \u0151t \u00e9r\u0151 diszkrimin\u00e1ci\u00f3t. A nyilv\u00e1nval\u00f3 igazs\u00e1gtalans\u00e1gt\u00f3l felhergelt t\u00f6rzskommentel\u0151k haboz\u00e1s n\u00e9lk\u00fcl megszavazt\u00e1k Eg\u00e9rk\u00e9nek a B\u00e1torka nevet. Sajnos post mortem, mert Eg\u00e9rk\u00e9t Cirmos szem\u00e9ly\u00e9ben utol\u00e9rte a v\u00e9gzete.<br \/>\nAz elfogad\u00f3k kitiltatt\u00e1k Cirmost a Csiripel\u0151b\u0151l, \u00e9s a sz\u00fcrke \u00f6tven \u00e1rnyalat\u00e1b\u00f3l \u00f6sszerakott z\u00e1szl\u00f3t t\u0171ztek a k\u00e9pm\u00e1sukra.<br \/>\nJ\u00f3l \u00e9rtes\u00fclt forr\u00e1sok szerint a gy\u00e1szh\u00e9t eltelte ut\u00e1n a v\u00e1r\u00f3list\u00e1s Tekn\u0151s B\u00e9cin a sor, hogy felvegye a F\u00fcrge Szarvas nevet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uhu addig mind mondta Csurinak, hogy nagyfej\u0171, am\u00edg az elhitte. &#8211; Sz\u00f3l\u00edtsatok ezent\u00fal Nagyfej\u0171nek &#8211; k\u00f6vetelte a gerincesek k\u00f6z\u00f6ss\u00e9gi f\u00f3rum\u00e1n, a Csiripel\u0151n. &#8211; Egy fr\u00e1szt van nagy feje &#8211; mondta R\u00e1r\u00f3, \u00e9s b\u00fasan l\u00f3gatta a saj\u00e1tj\u00e1t. Udvari ver\u00e9bt\u00e1p sz\u00e1ll\u00edt\u00f3k\u00e9nt nem \u00e1llta, meg, hogy ne tegye hozz\u00e1: \u2013 Mert ha \u00e9n egyszer kinyitom a sz\u00e1mat\u2026 &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novella"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}