{"id":98257,"date":"2021-10-26T03:01:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-26T03:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=98257"},"modified":"2021-10-25T15:43:32","modified_gmt":"2021-10-25T15:43:32","slug":"demeny-peter-ivan-karamazov-a-nagy-turo-rudi-lazadas-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=98257","title":{"rendered":"Dem\u00e9ny P\u00e9ter (Ivan Karamazov:) A Nagy T\u00far\u00f3 Rudi-l\u00e1zad\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p><em><strong>\u00d6t\u00f6dik \u00e9nek<\/strong><\/em><br><br>Az egyik Rudi egy nagy g\u00e1jnern\u00e9l lakott,<br>arannyal futtattak ott ajt\u00f3t-ablakot,<br>\u00fcgyv\u00e9d volt a gazda, sok kis peres ember<br>adakozott neki nem sok \u00e9lvezettel.<!--more--><br><br>Oda t\u00f6m\u00f6r\u00fcltek be a d\u00far\u00f3gy\u00f6rgy\u00f6k,<br>ott kapott t\u0151l\u00fck a fridzsider cs\u00f6m\u00f6rt,<br>s mikor Doktor G\u00e1jner majszolt volna egyet,<br>a sok p\u00f6tty\u00f6s vit\u00e9z r\u00e1ja ereszkedett.<br><br>De nem \u00e1m \u00fagy helyb\u0151l, hanem bakugr\u00e1sb\u00f3l,<br>hogy a der\u00e9k \u00fcgyv\u00e9d nem \u00e1lmodik m\u00e1sr\u00f3l:<br>T\u00far\u00f3 Rudik alatt \u00fct\u00f6tt az \u00f3r\u00e1ja,<br>nem m\u00e1szik be t\u00f6bb\u00e9 m\u00e1s kliens al\u00e1ja.<br><br>Amikor az \u00fcgyv\u00e9d lelk\u00e9t kilehelte<br>(persze ha feltessz\u00fck, hogy volt neki lelke),<br>akkor megj\u00f6tt Rudi, a Legnagyobb Vez\u00e9r,<br>hogy d\u00edjazza mag\u00e1t az agyon\u00fctleg\u00e9rt.<br><br>&#8222;Ha \u00e9n ir\u00e1ny\u00edtlak, eg\u00e9sz b\u00e1trak vagytok!&#8221;<br>sz\u00f3lalt len\u00e9z\u0151en a l\u00e1zad\u00f3 hadhoz,<br>&#8222;most m\u00e1r mindig tov\u00e1bb! P\u00e9nz\u00fcnk van, de m\u00e9g nem<br>d\u0151lhet\u00fcnk mi h\u00e1tra, \u00f6r\u00fclve e t\u00e9nyen.&#8221;<br><br>&#8222;Most j\u00f6n m\u00e9g a nagyja! A l\u00e1zad\u00e1s maga!<br>Most kell el\u0151\u00e1lljon T\u00far\u00f3bb Rudi hada!&#8221;<br>Hallgatt\u00e1k a n\u00e9pek, \u00e9s \u00e9szre se vett\u00e9k,<br>hogy toldott nev\u00e9hez a vez\u00e9r\u00fck k\u00e9t b-t.<br><br><em>Forr\u00e1s: szerz\u0151 FB-oldala<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00d6t\u00f6dik \u00e9nek Az egyik Rudi egy nagy g\u00e1jnern\u00e9l lakott,arannyal futtattak ott ajt\u00f3t-ablakot,\u00fcgyv\u00e9d volt a gazda, sok kis peres emberadakozott neki nem sok \u00e9lvezettel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}