{"id":9903,"date":"2011-07-07T11:12:51","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T11:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=9903"},"modified":"2011-07-18T08:53:19","modified_gmt":"2011-07-18T08:53:19","slug":"cselenyi-bela-halottas-agy-a-lepcsohazban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/?p=9903","title":{"rendered":"Csel\u00e9nyi B\u00e9la: Halottas \u00e1gy a l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zban"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Korhadozik a k\u00e9k d\u00edv\u00e1ny, amely negyven\u00f6t \u00e9ve barna. Amikor a nagyn\u00e9n\u00e9m meghalt benne, m\u00e9g jav\u00e1ban folyt a vietn\u00e1mi h\u00e1bor\u00fa, s a sl\u00e1gerlist\u00e1t a <em>La pioggia<\/em> vezette. Miut\u00e1n meghalt, j\u00f3 darabig m\u00e9g nem \u00fclt\u00fcnk bele. Azt\u00e1n \u2014 ink\u00e1bb szertart\u00e1sb\u00f3l, mint orvosilag megindokolhat\u00f3 m\u00f3don \u2014 any\u00e1m a szomsz\u00e9d kvarcl\u00e1mp\u00e1j\u00e1val v\u00e9gigp\u00e1szt\u00e1zta a halott h\u0171lt hely\u00e9t. M\u00e9g ezut\u00e1n is \u00f3vakodtunk bele\u00fclni nagyn\u00e9n\u00e9m hideg aur\u00e1j\u00e1ba, csak n\u00e9h\u00e1ny d\u00e9lut\u00e1ni spont\u00e1n belealv\u00e1ssal tudtuk \u201efert\u0151tlen\u00edteni\u201d, \u201ek\u00f3serr\u00e9\u201d tenni azt  \u2014, m\u00e1r amennyire protest\u00e1ns l\u00e9nyem, vagy katolikus, de ut\u00e1lkoz\u00f3 term\u00e9szet\u0171 ap\u00e1m azt k\u00f3serr\u00e9 tehette egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n.<!--more--> T\u00e9ny az, hogy halottas d\u00edv\u00e1nyunkat viszonylag hamar rehabilit\u00e1ltuk, \u00e9s, \u00fajb\u00f3l haszn\u00e1latba v\u00e9ve, viszonylag k\u00f6nnyen hospitaliz\u00e1l\u00f3dtunk benne.<br \/>\nV\u00e9gleges testmagass\u00e1gom el\u00e9r\u00e9s\u00e9vel azonban meglehet\u0151sen kin\u0151ttem a \u201ek\u00e9k d\u00edv\u00e1nyt\u201d. Magyarosabb termet\u0171 any\u00e1m aludt benne a legut\u00f3bbi id\u0151kig; az \u0151 gerincform\u00e1j\u00e1t vette fel a b\u00fatormatuzs\u00e1lem ernyed\u0151 rug\u00f3zata, majd neki v\u00e1lt valamif\u00e9le udvaribolond-kalod\u00e1j\u00e1v\u00e1, \u00fagyhogy v\u00e9g\u00fcl kiker\u00fclt a l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zba.<br \/>\nElsz\u00e1ll\u00edt\u00e1sa jelenleg m\u00e9g folyamatban van. Any\u00e1m \u00faj szomsz\u00e9dait n\u00e9mi joggal zavarja a kimustr\u00e1lt b\u00fator. Sz\u00f3ltak is \u00e9rte; persze csak diszkr\u00e9ten, nyugatiasan, meg-megv\u00e9ve k\u00f6r\u00fcl\u00f6tte n\u00e9h\u00e1ny lak\u00e1st, mint valamif\u00e9le h\u00fasosabb paradicsomokat.<br \/>\nAz \u00e1gy a l\u00e9pcs\u0151h\u00e1zban visszanyerte r\u00e9gi, halottas, \u201etr\u00e9fli\u201d jelleg\u00e9t.<br \/>\nAmikor mostan\u00e1ban becsengetek any\u00e1mhoz, AZ <em>ITT \u00c9S MOST<\/em> EGYSZERI \u00c9S MEGISM\u00c9TELHETETLEN JELLEG\u00c9RE \u00d6SSZPONTOS\u00cdTVA, belemarkolok a d\u00edv\u00e1nynak abba a fel\u00e9be, ahol a nagyn\u00e9n\u00e9m feje volt, \u00e9s magamban tiszta er\u0151b\u0151l arra gondolok, hogy <strong>\u201eKEM\u00c1-HAL\u00c1L!\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/agy2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10083\" title=\"agy2\" src=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/agy2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"633\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/agy2.jpg 904w, https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/agy2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 633px) 100vw, 633px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;\">Budapest<\/span><\/span><\/em>, 2011. VII. 5\u20146.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Korhadozik a k\u00e9k d\u00edv\u00e1ny, amely negyven\u00f6t \u00e9ve barna. Amikor a nagyn\u00e9n\u00e9m meghalt benne, m\u00e9g jav\u00e1ban folyt a vietn\u00e1mi h\u00e1bor\u00fa, s a sl\u00e1gerlist\u00e1t a La pioggia vezette. Miut\u00e1n meghalt, j\u00f3 darabig m\u00e9g nem \u00fclt\u00fcnk bele. Azt\u00e1n \u2014 ink\u00e1bb szertart\u00e1sb\u00f3l, mint orvosilag megindokolhat\u00f3 m\u00f3don \u2014 any\u00e1m a szomsz\u00e9d kvarcl\u00e1mp\u00e1j\u00e1val v\u00e9gigp\u00e1szt\u00e1zta a halott h\u0171lt hely\u00e9t. M\u00e9g ezut\u00e1n is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rovidproza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ujkafe.website\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}